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男人為何喜歡摸女人的胸

5月 3, 2013

葉詩萍

kuso

Apple Store on the App Store on iTunes - Apple - iTunes - Everything you need to be entertained.男人為何喜歡摸女人的胸 一、根據數學家研究，男人的雙手伸開之時所形成的圓弧跟女人的胸部凸起的圓弧極相吻合。二、根據醫學家研究，男人身上水份最少的地方是雙手，而女人身上水份最多的地方則是胸部。三、根據按摩家研究，女人用手給男人按摩最好的地方就是男人下面的有底褲襠，而男人用手給女人按摩最佳的去Read reviews, get customer ratings, see screenshots, and learn more about Apple Store on the App Store. Download Apple Store and enjoy it on your iPhone, iPad, and iPod ......

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一支湯匙

5月 6, 2013

黃友陽

kuso

Paper by FiftyThree on the App Store on iTunes一位男士進入一家餐館；當他坐下時把一支湯匙弄掉到地上， 侍者立刻伸進口袋掏出另一支湯匙擺在桌上。 男子問：『你怎會想到將湯匙放在口袋裡？』侍者回答：我們有一群管理顧問前來觀察我們工作情況，他們發現有31%的客人會不小心將湯匙掉到地上；如果我們帶一支在身上，將節省我們走回廚房拿乾淨Read reviews, get customer ratings, see screenshots, and learn more about Paper by FiftyThree on the App Store. Download Paper by FiftyThree and enjoy it on your iPhone ......

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爆笑精選：老師 我愛妳 >

5月 3, 2013

葉紫蕊

kuso

Apps for Windows - Microsoft Windows我高中時學校有個漂亮的生物老師在我們這種和尚學校有這種美艷動人的老師是非常珍貴的大概是教生物的關係吧 所以老師對「生物的繁衍方式」非常的開放常常在課堂上刺激 不對 應該說是啟發我們這群小鬼當時班上有個同學非常迷戀這位作風開放的老師也毫不掩飾的表達他對老師的愛意身為國術社社長的他總認為只有他這種大俠才Discover popular apps for Windows 8 and Windows 8.1, Halo Spartan Assault, Facebook, Twitter, ESPN, Netflix, Flipboard, Mint, Urbanspoon, Skype and more. ... More apps are available in the Windows Store. You need Windows 8 or Windows 8.1 to use the ......

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趕飛機

5月 3, 2013

王采安

kuso

WhatsApp | Windows Phone Apps+Games Store (United States)某日，一名男士匆匆忙忙的攔了一部計程車，上車後.....司機：「請問要到那裏？」男士：「我要到機場，我趕時間，麻煩請快一點。」司機：「趕飛機嗎？幾點的？」男士：「十點二十的。」司機笑著說：「別開玩笑了，都三十分了，飛機又不會等你。」男士：「對不起，我就是這班飛機的駕駛。」WhatsApp Messenger is a smartphone messenger available for Windows Phone and other smartphones. WhatsApp uses your 3G/EDGE or Wi-Fi (when available) to message with ... Windows Phone Store purchases may be subject to international transaction ......

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張飛傳

5月 3, 2013

何海丹

kuso

Team Fortress 2 on Steam - Welcome to Steam張飛與曹操兩人遙遙相對，只能比手劃腳，曹伸兩指，張伸一掌 ;曹伸五指，張伸兩手十指，曹拍自己肚子一下，張拍自己屁股一下，曹操憤而退回軍營。大罵:「人家說張飛是粗人，不料他嘴舌如此惡毒。」旁人問怎麼回事，曹說:「我說我有二十萬大軍，他說在此即無法前進，我說我能增兵為五十萬，他說他能調來一百萬人馬，我說The vicious cycle of Team fortress 2 First when you'll arrive in the game, you'll want Weapons, tons of them. Then you'll see that everyone has hats, and you'll want these, a tons of them. Then you'll realize that hats doesn't matter, only skill count, so...

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『老爸的英文情書』真的很好笑

5月 6, 2013

郭從芙

kuso

Official Apple Store - The new MacBook, iPhone, iPad and more『老爸的英文情書』真的很好笑（請不要笑得太大聲）摘自台灣日報 老爸一直以追到有校花之稱的老媽而自豪，但每次講到擄獲老媽芳心的致命關鍵的一封英文情書， 老媽都笑的前俯後仰，經過我們一再催逼，老媽終於拿出老爸當年寫給她的情書，看了真的是 OH ！ MY GOD！很有一套喔！ 哈哈哈哈Buy iPhone, iPad and Mac from the Apple Store. Browse accessories, connect with an Apple Specialist and get free shipping on all orders. ... They work together beautifully. Start editing a photo on your iPad and finish it on your MacBook. Sync a playlist ...

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