why don t you get a job

被人罵時竟然回罵的如此淡定

3月 29, 2013

何新冬

kuso

The E-Myth Revisited: Why Most Small Businesses Don't Work and What to Do About It: Michael E. Gerbe1、A：SB！ B：你在做自我介紹嗎？ 2、A：你看個P啊！ B：我看你呢。 3、同學對話 A：How are you? B：Fine,fuck you. 4、兩個BH同學對話如下： A：你以迅雷不及掩耳盜鈴兒響叮當仁不讓世界充滿愛無止境然跟我說這種話？ B：你塞翁失馬失前啼笑皆非短流長使英雄淚滿襟In this first new and totally revised edition of the 150,000-copy underground bestseller, The E-Myth, Michael Gerber dispels the myths surrounding starting your own business and shows how commonplace assumptions can get in the way of running a business. H...

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世界上最無聊的人

3月 29, 2013

謝語竹

kuso

10 reasons why Hashimoto's patients don't get better世界上最遙遠的距離不是生離死別，而是我就站在你面前你卻看不到； 世界上最痛苦的事不是嘴裡叼根煙卻找不著打火機，而是打火機就在你手裡你卻點不燃； 世界上最憤怒的事不是電話裡頭驚天動地的爭吵，而是當你想狠狠重重的將電話掛上時，你卻發現拿在手裡的是行動電話； 世界上最糟糕的事Often times mainstream doctors don’t test for thyroid antibodies because it won’t change how they treat you with Hashimoto’s. The only solution they have is thyroid hormone replacement medication, but Hashimoto’s is more than a thyroid condition. It is an...

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鳥語

3月 29, 2013

何憶青

kuso

Leaders Eat Last: Why Some Teams Pull Together and Others Don t: Simon Sinek: 9781591845324: Amazon.鳥語我家有一隻很會講話的鳥最近跟牠講話都會被牠佔便宜我說:媽~~(我在叫我媽)鄭鴨鴨說:幹嘛?我說:鄭鴨鴨，過來!鄭鴨鴨:幹嘛?我說:放飼料啦!鄭鴨鴨:謝謝喔!鄭鴨鴨:麻~~~~~~~~我媽:幹嘛?鄭鴨鴨:你快點來啦!我媽:幹嘛?鄭鴨鴨:你是ㄇㄟ來某?(我媽不理牠)鄭鴨鴨:你你你你你你你......Leaders Eat Last: Why Some Teams Pull Together and Others Don t [Simon Sinek] on Amazon.com. *FREE* shipping on qualifying offers. Why do only a few people get to say “I love my job”? It seems unfair that finding fulfillment at work is like winning a ......

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誠實的神父

3月 29, 2013

彭靜菱

kuso

Why Companies Can't Find the Employees They Need - WSJ一個穿著華麗的婦人剛從瑞士回國。她發覺她身旁坐著一位很親切的牧師。她問："對不起，神父，可以要求你幫個忙嗎？""當然可以，孩子。我可以做什麼？""是這樣的， 我買了一部先進的除毛器，十分的昂貴。而且我的行李已經達到最高的稅限，我怕海關人員會充公我這東西。你可以幫我藏入你的聖袍裡面？""當然可以，孩子Failings in the U.S. education system or other external factors usually get blamed. But the real problem may be that so many companies don't do training anymore or allow people any time to grow into a job. ... In other words, to get a job, you have to hav...

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三不政策

3月 29, 2013

葉紫蕊

kuso

Why Music Videos Don't Cost $500 | Music Video Production | ECG Productions某日，在歷史課堂上， 老師：「何謂三不政策？」 學生：「不知道、不清楚、不要問我。」 師曰：「@$%^%@$#……」在非洲，有位不識字的老先生去考駕照，交通規則便改為口試。 主考官以流利的母語問老先生：「你開車遇到紅燈要怎樣？」 老先生回答他：「馬上停下來。」 主考官：「2. What locations will be available. Locations can often be an important component of a music video. Good locations typically require one of two things: money or a relationship. Even if you can get a “free” location, there is still cost involved. In this ...

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聽醫生的話

3月 29, 2013

何憶青

kuso

Why Nerds are Unpopular - Paul Graham有一個病人再洗澡時發現他的龜頭竟然是紫色的結果就去給醫生看啦~醫生說:[根據我多年來的經驗，這一定是你染了性病，不切除掉不行!!!]病人覺得很無奈 也只好聽醫生的話 把龜頭切除。過了幾個月病人又發現他的睪丸也變得紫色了，又去找之前那一位醫生醫生就很確定的說:[根據我多年來的經驗，又是你染了性病，不切February 2003 When we were in junior high school, my friend Rich and I made a map of the school lunch tables according to popularity. This was easy to do, because kids only ate lunch with others of about the same popularity. We graded them from A to E. A ...

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