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WHO | Influenza可怕的女中醫師一天,小強覺得身體不舒服因為從小就習慣看中醫於是打聽附近有名的中醫診所要去看病,一進去,發現是個「女」醫師,心裡就開始暗爽起來女醫師輕切的問說:「同學哪裡不舒服??」小強:「..........」(小強也講不出所以然來,只覺得身體不舒服)於是乎叫小強手伸出來,開始「把脈」女醫師按了一陣Influenza: WHO health topic page on influenza provides links to descriptions of activities, reports, publications, statistics, news, multimedia and events, as well as contacts and cooperating partners in the various WHO programmes and offices working on t...

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WHO | Publications廁所牆上9條暴強對聯 上:天下英雄豪傑到此俯首稱臣 下:世間貞烈女子進來寬衣解裙 橫批:天地正氣 ---------------------------- 上:腳踏黃河兩岸手拿機密文件 下:前面機槍掃射後面炮火連天 橫批:爽 ---------------------------- 上:大開方便之門WHO publications page with links to the library, bookshop and flagship publications. ... January 2015 -- This global status report on prevention and control of NCDs (2014), is framed around the nine voluntary global targets....

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Sony's 'Interview' draws U.S. moviegoers who trumpet free speech | Reuters老婆和老媽同時掉在了水里,先救老婆老媽就會沒命,先救老媽老婆就會沒命。先救老婆還是先救老媽還是誰都不救呢? 看看古人會怎麼做吧!++孟子++從小死了老爸,老媽拉扯我不容易,為了讓我健康成長,又搬了三次的家,給我吃好的穿好的為得就是讓我有出息。老媽和老婆落水當然先救老媽了,萬惡淫為首,百善孝為先嘛!老Co-directors Evan Goldberg and Seth Rogen, who also co-stars in the low-brow comedy with James Franco, surprised moviegoers by appearing at the sold-out 12:30 a.m. PT screening of the movie at a theater in Los Angeles, where they briefly thanked fans for ...

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FDA Commissioner Margaret A. Hamburg's statement on FDA’s blood donor deferral policy for men who ha一對青年男女,剛從結婚登記處領證回來,他們在路上交談著。男的得意地說:「親愛的,你真美!不過出於良心,現在我得告訴你,上次我領你來我家裡看的那套紅木傢具,以及華麗的燈,我都是向別人家借來的。」女的說:「沒關係。出於良心,我現在也得如實告訴你,剛才登記證上寫的是我姐姐的名字。」男的大吃一驚:「是上次在The U.S. Food and Drug Administration is a science-based regulatory agency that works to protect and promote the public health. In this role, it is our responsibility to regulate the blood supply and to help ensure its continued safety for the patients wh...

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Hispanic News Network U.S.A.前一段時間我同事在刀削麵館叫了一份小碗刀削麵,吃完後覺得不飽(註:大碗80塊,小碗50塊),然後換了一家餐廳吃飯。結果碰上熟人,一起吃飯,人很多,而且還喝酒,吃完了他結帳,完了說不爽,要去打牌刺激下,然後去賓館就開了房子打牌。 結果打到2點的時候,別人已經贏的不想在打了,各自回家,就剩下他"All politics is local" is a common phrase in the U.S. political system and what most District residents care about are the tangible things that affect their day-to-day lives like potholes, playgrounds, taxes, snow removal, trash collection, red light cam...

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Alan Gross, on plane from Cuba: 'I'm free' - CNN.com一個人騎摩托車喜歡反穿衣服,就是把口子在後面扣上,可以擋風。 一天他酒後駕駛,翻了,一頭栽在路旁。 警察趕到: 警察甲:好嚴重的車禍。 警察乙:是啊,腦袋都撞到後面去了。 警察甲:嗯,還有呼吸,我們幫他把頭轉回來吧。 警察乙:好.....一Luke Somers, a photojournalist being held captive by al Qaeda in the Arabian Peninsula (AQAP), was shown begging for his life in a video released by the terror group. Somers was killed by AQAP militants during a raid conducted by U.S. forces on Friday ......

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