warm house cafe

笑話笑話

5月 15, 2013

何樂芹

kuso

Folk House Cafe - Restaurant quality food in a relaxed Bristol café - Organic, local and utterly del有一美女下夜班,被一好色男子尾隨跟縱,美女很害怕,正好路過一片墳地, 好色男子正要下手, 美女走到一座墳墓前面:"爸爸,開門吧,我回來了"。嚇的好色男子狂奔而去。美女為自己的聰明得意地笑了起來，哪知笑聲未落，從墳墓里傳出一個陰森森的聲音說："閨女，你咋又忘記帶鑰匙了呢？"嚇得美女尖叫著跑了We really like food here. We really care about it; where it comes from, who grows it, how far it has travelled and in what. Want to know a bit more? ... Time for cake... Sign up for our newsletter! Information, events news, gigs, recipes, competitions... ...

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飲酒！飲酒！

5月 15, 2013

葉詩萍

kuso

Purple House Café — stories and recipes from a home cooking adventurer飲酒！飲酒！1978年，鄧小平復出，大局底定後，即出訪美國。首站到華盛頓，離開華府前一日舉辦感謝晚宴，宴會前讓新聞記者提問。他的翻譯人員首度出國開洋葷，大喝牛奶、大啃牛排，結果肚子鬧革命，一到會場就 上洗手間蹲馬桶，清除反革命份子餘孽。記者等得不耐煩，就開始發問。第一個記者問鄧小平：「請問美國的首都stories and recipes from a home cooking adventurer ... They say that when a woman is in labour, cracking eggs to make a groaning cake will make her labour shorter, and the scent of the cake will ease her pain....

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蜘蛛和蜜蜂訂婚了

5月 15, 2013

王映夏

kuso

Watch House Cafe | Watch House Cafe is a breezy, easy going cafe in the heart of West Bay on the stu蜘蛛和蜜蜂訂婚了 蜘蛛感到很不滿意， 於是就問他的媽媽："為什麼要讓我娶蜜蜂？" 蜘蛛的媽媽說："蜜蜂是吵了一點， 但人家好歹也是個空姐。" 蜘蛛說："可是我比較喜歡蚊子耶.. 蜘蛛的媽媽說："不要再想那個護士了， 打針都打不好，Watch House Café is a breezy, easy going café in the heart of West Bay on the stunning Jurassic Coast in Dorset. Set right on East Beach, it’s just yards from the sea and the stunning views. The café has been completely refurbished and now offers extensiv...

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創意造句

5月 15, 2013

連冷文

kuso

Bistro Restaurant - Croydon | Coach House Cafe創意造句 一道題目要求把以下四句話用關聯詞連接：1、張海迪姐姐癱瘓了；2、張海迪姐姐頑強地學習；3、張海迪姐姐學會了多門外語；4、張海迪姐姐學會了針灸。 正確答案應該是："張海迪姐姐雖然癱瘓了，但頑強地學習，不僅學會了多門外語，而且還學會了針灸。 結果有一個孩子寫：雖然張海迪姐姐頑強地學會了針灸和多Homely bistro in Croydon, South London A warm welcome to the Coach House Cafe from Gary and Lisa. We are a family-run bistro with over 20 years' experience. We serve freshly prepared breakfast, lunches, meals, snacks and drinks....

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男人與女人....

5月 15, 2013

連冷文

kuso

Croft House Farm Cafe男人與女人.....女人有兩個優點，但有一個漏洞；男人雖然沒有優點，卻有一個長處；男人經常抓住女人的兩個優點，用自己的長處彌補女人的漏洞，這叫天衣無縫。 男人為何聰明？男人有兩個頭，女人為何愛吃？女人有兩張嘴，男女為何結婚？男人想通了，女人想開了，又為何離婚？男人知道深淺了，女人知道長短了The award winning Croft House Farm Cafe in Buttermere village was completely refurbished at the start of 2012 and is now open every day of the year, except Christmas day, from 10:00 until 17:00. We have a a range of sandwiches, snacks and drinks for walke...

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男女網友相約見面，誰比誰狠！

5月 15, 2013

黃友陽

kuso

Dave's ESL Cafe - Official Site男女網友相約見面，誰比誰狠！男女網友在網路上相談甚歡，於是決定相約見面。男生開車到約定的地點，上車的女生讓他驚為天人。於是他便使出混身解數，談笑風生，表現得風流倜儻，希望能博得美人傾心。不知不覺開車來到偏僻無人的郊區，男生停下車，並深情款款地注視著女生。女生面色微紅，眼波流轉，顯得嬌羞無比。期待以久Work, Teach and Travel Abroad with The Language House TEFL Prague Highly Recommended by Graduates 4-week, 130-hour, Fully Accredited and internationally recognized TEFL certification in Prague. The course will give you the training and qualifications ......

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