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爆笑回帖選輯

7月 31, 2013

陳覓雪

kuso

The less Americans know about Ukraine’s location, the more they want U.S. to intervene - The Washing爆笑回帖選輯變態樓主：惠慈跟許純美同時掉進水裡，你手裡有一塊磚，你砸誰？回復：誰救砸誰。變態樓主：大家有什麼不敢點的網站告訴我吧，我來點。回復：www.一點就操樓主他媽.com變態樓主：如果再次碰到你的前男（女）友，你最想跟他（她）說的一句話是什麼？回復：我現在時間長了～～真的。論壇樓主：為什麼生下Where’s Ukraine? Each dot depicts the location where a U.S. survey respondent situated Ukraine; the dots are colored based on how far removed they are from the actual country, with the most accurate responses in red and the least accurate ones in blue. (D...

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流氓打電話給我

7月 31, 2013

何海丹

kuso

North Korea denies hacking Sony, U.S. stands by its assertion - Yahoo News Canada昨天在學校打球，跟不認識的人起衝突了打籃球嘛，總是會遇到球技不怎樣口技很厲害的人奇怪，你都可以嗆人，我回嘴還過來抓我球衣是怎樣，嗆完就跑掉，有沒有這麼沒種。結果今天晚上接到一通沒有顯示的電話一接起來就是一個操台語口音的人他：X，昨天你很囂張喔我：(靠，哪裡找到我電話的啊，好猛)，請問哪裡找?他：X，SEOUL/WASHINGTON (Reuters) - North Korea said on Saturday U.S. accusations that it was involved in a cyberattack on Sony Pictures were "groundless slander," and that it wanted a joint investigation into the incident with the United States. An unnamed spok...

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人肉水餃 可怕又好笑

7月 31, 2013

謝語竹

kuso

U.S. News | Reuters.com - Business & Financial News, Breaking US & International News |故事發生在臺北市。凡是臺北人，或是住過臺北的人，甚至，不住在臺北的人，應該都知道臺北市最有名的隧道。是的，那就是以靈異傳說聞名的辛亥隧道。辛亥隧道長長貫通臺北市與景美木柵一帶，是文山區對臺北市的交通要道。隧道入口的這一端，臺北市立第二殯儀館儼然在焉，殯儀館旁便是供應全臺北市飲用水的自來水廠，說起來，Reuters.com is your online source for comprehensive national News coverage. Get the latest U.S. news stories from coast to coast and stay current on the events that shape our ......

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兩隻耳朵

7月 31, 2013

梁涵蓮

kuso

U-handblog阿德在一次車禍中不幸的失去了兩隻耳朵，但卻因此得了一大筆保險賠償金。於是阿德就利用這筆錢開了一家公司，可是阿德十分在意自己沒有耳朵的怪樣子，所以他在面試新人時，只要那人露出一點點異樣的眼神，阿德就會大發脾氣。有一天，阿德連續面試了三個新人。第一個是老實的書呆子有問必答。阿德在問完一般性的問題後認為這A blog dedicated to the handmaking of bags and purses. Lots of free bag making tutorials and regular fab craft book and give aways. ... This pretty-swish 3 compartment clutch is the sister of The Trinity Bag. The clutch is just the right size to feel comf...

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颱風夜停電

7月 31, 2013

劉安竹

kuso

North Korea denies hacking Sony, U.S. stands by its assertion | Reuters台風夜停電…室友甲：ㄟ！停水停電的，好無聊喔！室友乙：對啊！室友甲：咦？電腦不是有ｇａｍｅ嗎？室友乙：是啊！室友甲：我們來打電動好了室友乙：停電耶..小姐！室友甲：我們可以點蠟燭啊！這樣就不會太暗了！室友乙：☆◎＊♂※♀某公司主管在他的部門巡視時，看到一個坐在辦公桌後精疲力盡的員工，他An unnamed spokesman of North Korea's foreign ministry said there would be serious consequences if Washington refused to agree to the probe and continued to accuse Pyongyang, according to the North Korean U.N. mission and its official KCNA news agency. Th...

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人算不如天算

7月 31, 2013

蔡若藍

kuso

U.S. Asks China to Help Rein In Korean Hackers - NYTimes.com有個人去算命，算命師寫了一張字條給他，然後跟他說：你的命是 "大富大貴沒有大災難要小心！！"那個人聽完就很高興的離開了…… 隔沒幾天，他在路上被車子撞斷條腿，好了之後，他就很生氣的去找算命師理論： 你前幾天不是告訴我，我是大富大貴，沒有大災難As part of its response to the cyberattack on Sony Pictures, the Obama administration has asked China to assist in blocking North Korea’s ability to launch such attacks. ... “There are a lot of constraints on us, because we live in a giant glass house,” s...

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