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泡妞經歷

3月 28, 2013

小安

kuso

Sitemap - Apple Store (U.S.)某局長和某村長喝醉後互相吹噓泡妞經歷， 局長說：「我泡的都是城裡女人，有身材，有臉蛋，都是絕色美女，什麼招都精通……」 村長說：「我泡的都是鄉野村姑，無公害、無污染，都是綠色食品，什麼病都沒有！」Need help with a product you own? Get help with all your Apple products, such as iPhone, iPad, Mac, and iTunes. This will open a new window. Need help with an order you placed? Check the status of your Apple Online order, and track your shipment. Need hel...

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比帥

3月 28, 2013

蔡爾容

kuso

Sony Support一屋子無聊男子比賽自我吹噓誰長得最帥， 第1個喜形於色地說：我是全市帥哥冠軍！ 第2個不甘示弱地說：我是全國帥哥冠軍！ 第3個胸有成竹地說：我是世界上長得最帥的！ 第4個嗤之以鼻地說：我是宇宙中長得最帥的！ 最後一個「畏畏縮縮」地說：我怎能跟各位相比？我想我只能是這小小屋中…&hellCookies on Sony websites We use cookies to provide you with the best website experience. Next time you vist us we will use a cookie to present the site in the language you select today. You can always change it again later by looking for the language sele...

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有霸氣的公司

3月 28, 2013

彭靜菱

kuso

A computer that is running Windows XP cannot detect a USB flash drive, an Apple iPod, or an external幾個男子合資要開一家公司，為了彰顯公司的霸氣，特取名「能力」！ 「嗯！『能力公司』聽著多霸氣啊！」 於是大家興高采烈地去申請並拿回營業執照 拿回來後大家幾個都傻眼了 只見執照上大大地寫著… …..『能力有限公司』Describes that after you attach a USB-based device to a computer, and then you try to scan for hardware devices, you cannot see the device in the My Computer folder in Microsoft Windows XP. ... Explore these great resources across Microsoft.com...

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都退一步

3月 27, 2013

彭靜菱

kuso

U.S. Paralympics - Features, Events, Results | Team USA 員工:老闆我要加薪，不然我就辭職。 老闆:有話好好說，你看我們倆都退一步行不行？ 員工:怎麼退？ 老闆:我不給你加薪，你也別走。 The latest news from U.S. Paralympics, a division of the United States Olympic Committee ... Top 14 of 2014: Tatyana McFadden wins second marathon grand slam Four-time U.S. Paralympian won the Boston, London, Chicago and New York races in both 2013 ......

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幫忙

3月 27, 2013

蔡若藍

kuso

RickRoll'D - YouTube 在郵局大廳內,一位老太太走到一個中年人跟前,客氣地說：「先生,請幫我在明信片上寫上地址好嗎？」 「當然可以。」中年人按老人的要求做了。 老太太又說：「再幫我寫上一小段話,好嗎？謝謝！」 「好吧。」中年人照老太太的話寫好後,微笑著問道：「還有什麼要幫忙的嗎？」 「嗯,還有一件小事。」老太太看著明信片http://www.facebook.com/rickroll548 As long as trolls are still trolling, the Rick will never stop rolling....

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殘疾鴨

3月 27, 2013

連冷文

kuso

National and State Parks in the U.S.  顧客:老闆，這盤烤鴨怎麼少一條腿？ 經理:哦，這鴨出了車禍，被壓斷了一條腿。 顧客:那麻煩你換一隻沒有出車禍的來吧！ 經理:你也太沒有愛心了吧!不關愛殘疾人士也就罷了，怎麼能夠歧視它們呢？ Get info on US national and state park profiles, reviews, news, maps, hiking trails, and more. ... Bruce Peninsula National Park of Canada General park information for Bruce Peninsula National Park of Canada, including hours of operation, where to stay, a...

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