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今天去Google面試，說了五個字就被攆出來了

3月 18, 2013

何憶青

kuso

Keyboard shortcuts for Windows今天去Google面試，說了五個字就被攆出來了考官:妳是怎?知道我們招聘信息的？我:百度上搜的。考官:出去！今天去女廁所小便，我說了6個字就被攆出來了美眉：妳進來幹嘛？我：男廁所怎?走？美眉：出去！今天去肯得基，我說了5個字就被攆出來了MM:點什?？我：兩盒麥樂雞MM: 出去！今天去肯德基面試，問我This article lists keyboard shortcuts that you can use with Windows. ... Explore these great resources across Microsoft.com...

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英勇的戰士上戰場

3月 18, 2013

葉紫蕊

kuso

Turkey Travel Planner某位英勇的戰士在上戰場前用貞操帶將他的女友鎖住, 並將鑰匙給了他的好友且吩咐說：”我如果三年內還 未歸來,你便可將它開了.”於是他安心的驅馬上前線. 行至半路忽聽得身後馬匹追趕聲,原來是他的那位好友. 好友說：〞你給錯鑰匙了！〞&nbsEasy-to-use Turkey trip guide: maps, best itineraries & tours, visas, exchange rates, safety, hotels, sights, money & costs, airport transport, buses & more, by Tom Brosnahan ... Is It Safe to Visit Turkey Now? Ramazan until July 16th! Bayram 17th - 19th!...

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簡訊作弊事件

3月 18, 2013

張千梅

kuso

Ultimate Cool Characters: Special Alt Codes and More簡訊作弊事件 我的手機是NOKIA的，接收簡訊的時候都會響一下，這點很糟糕，尤其是考試的時候。 期末考試前夕，好多人都胸有成竹的，我當然知道他們都不擔心，因為他們的手機不是松下GD92的、就是摩托羅拉T189的，簡訊可以把它變成振動，不會發出聲響，接受簡訊神不知鬼不覺。 Character Name of Character Alt Code Character Code Name Code Number Code Shortcut Key Accent Code È Capital E with grave Alt + 0200 00C8 È È Ctrl + ` + Shift + e Option + `, E è Lowercase e with grave Alt + 138 Alt + 0232 00E8 è...

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火車快相撞怎麼辦

3月 18, 2013

何樂芹

kuso

Restoration Tips  小明去應徵鐵道員。主考官：如果火車快要相撞了，你怎麼辦？小明：我會立刻舉起紅旗子。主考官：如果沒有紅旗子怎麼辦？小明：我會揮舞我身上穿的紅襯衫。主考官：如果你剛好沒穿紅襯衫怎麼辦？小明：我會趕快叫我老婆來。主考官：喔？為什麼呢？小明：因為她沒看過火車相撞啊！！   These are things that I have found that are but a handful of parts GM used in the Riviera that were also used in other makes/models. Bucket seat carcasses for 1969 to 1971 GM cars are all the same (except for maybe Cadillac - if they even offered bucket s...

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上輩子殺錯人…

3月 18, 2013

劉秋曼

kuso

10 Eclipse Navigation Shortcuts Every Java Programmer Should Know | The Curious Schemer       我是個國中的國文老師 生平最痛苦的事情就是改作文字醜就算了 還會自己學倉頡創字創字就算了 還會用自己奇怪的邏輯寫句子每次都改到哭笑不得 這次出的作文題目是：美食與我我非常沾沾自喜相當期待這麼生活化又簡單的題目一定能讓他們發揮的淋漓盡致可以減輕我每次改作文到Man, I'm such an impatient guy. I cringe whenever I see somebody squint and frown, looking for a JSP file in Eclipse by browsing painfully through the gazillion JSPs in multiple folders in the Package Explorer. I squirm whenever I see somebody looking for...

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警民機車對答

3月 18, 2013

葉紫蕊

kuso

About Web Search警民機車對答凌晨兩點，貓爸心情不爽，提著購物袋，步行前往便利商店購物。前方紅藍警示燈交錯閃耀，警察兩名。一人向貓爸揮舞手中紅色閃光棒，示意停下。 警察甲：「先生麻煩身分證看一下謝謝」 貓 爸：「我去7-11買東西。」警察甲：「我是說麻煩你把身分證拿出來我們看一下，跟你去7-11有Learn how to find exactly what you're looking for on the Web. Find the best sources of information, videos, images, and more online. ... Five Sites to Find Full Length Movies Never pay full price for a movie again! There are a number of websites that prov...

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