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十全八美

5月 15, 2013

王映夏

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PMA Home| Precision Metalforming Association十全八美 有一對夫婦，老婆很沒有自信。成天打扮的很漂亮，問她老公，她漂不漂亮。老公說：「有啦！你有漂亮啦～」過了一下子，他還是問「你覺得我漂不漂亮？」老公不耐煩，回答他說：「有啦，你有十全八美啦！」他老婆很生氣問：「我有缺哪兩美？」她老公說；「有啦～你什麼都好，只是缺了內在美和外在美而以」The Power of Membership PMA offers a blend of resources, programs and services that assures value and relevancy to our members. Our commitment is to help you grow and protect the future of your business. Public Action Industry Knowledge Networking...

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越大表示越笨

5月 15, 2013

謝盼柳

kuso

Home | Produce Marketing Association小明跟著爸爸媽媽到避暑盛地渡假........一家三口在海灘舒舒服服地享受著日光浴！一會兒，爸爸起身散步去，小明則四處亂跑！突然小明跑回來劈頭就對媽媽說：媽咪，我看到好多女生的咪咪比妳大耶！媽媽不屑的說：哼！咪咪愈大表示她們愈笨！過了不久，小明又跑回來！小明：媽咪, 我看到好多男生的鳥鳥比爸爸的大耶The Produce Marketing Association is a trade organization representing companies from every segment of the global fresh produce and floral supply chain. PMA helps members grow by providing connections that expand business opportunities and increase sales ...

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神經病院裡

5月 15, 2013

蔡若藍

kuso

The Official Website of Philippine Military Academy神經病院裡，一位醫生問一個病人，想知道他是不是完全復原，於是對他做了一項測驗。醫生：你出去的第一件事要做什麼？病人：我要把所有的玻璃打破！醫生於是又把他留了下來…半年後…醫生又問了他醫生：你出去的第一件事要做什麼？病人：我要找一個女人…醫生：很好！然後呢？？The PMA Entrance Examination aims to measure the mental ability of applicants in the areas of MATH (Algebra and Geometry), ENGLISH (Grammar, Composition, and Reading and Comprehension) and Abstract Reasoning which is called SPMA (Verbal and ......

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三叔 你這招實在是高啊

5月 15, 2013

陳覓雪

kuso

PMA I三叔,你這招實在是高啊這時正是上班的高峰時段,前方堵車,一輛警車一拐,駛進了人行道。就在這當口,前面閃出一名年輕的警察,他一揮手,車被迫緊急停下。司機從車窗探出頭來, 聲中帶怒地問︰"怎麼回事？" 小警察走上前來,給司機敬了一個標準的軍禮︰"同志,你違反交通規則,請下車接受處罰。" "我是市局的。"Approximately half of all Americans will get a new or renewed passport in the coming decade. We want you to get that passport photo business! PMA's new Certified Passport Photo Center will help you increase your revenue. International passport programs ar...

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哥哥種地瓜，弟弟種玉米

5月 15, 2013

張憶曼

kuso

PMA Pacific Maritime Association在鄉下有兩個務農的兄弟，哥哥種地瓜，弟弟種玉米。 話說有一天兩兄弟在耕種時，哥哥在地上挖出一個舊燈來，弟弟用身上的毛巾擦掉燈上的泥巴，突然從燈中冒出一股青煙，變成一個精靈，精靈說：「我可以滿足你們三個願望。」 兩兄弟非常高興，哥哥先說：「我希望田裡的地瓜變的又大又香又甜」﹔精靈說：「沒問題」，於是哥What is the PMA? The principal business of the Pacific Maritime Association is to negotiate and administer maritime labor agreements with the ILWU. »» Our Industry: 9 million jobs West Coast port activity supports 9 million U.S. jobs, with a domestic busi...

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署通知出發，準備升空

5月 15, 2013

何海丹

kuso

Pretty Much Amazing: PMA美國太空總署就任的上校太空中麥克，每次總署通知出發，準備升空他都必須放下手邊工作，緊急趕往太空梭等候出發可是每次都因天氣不佳或是機械故障，經常都中途取消任務，又無功而返有一回正當麥克在家睡大覺時，總署又通知出發任務他看到外面天氣狀況不太好，心想可能又是一陣忙碌準備坐在太空艙發呆，最後又取消任務賢慧的Free MP3 downloads, music reviews, music videos and news. PMA is updated daily. ... Favorite Albums Favorite Songs Features Festival Fever Favorite Albums June 23, 2014 · 35 reactions Review: How To Dress Well, “What Is This Heart?”...

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