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搭訕技巧 夢幻完美版+真實生活版

3月 27, 2013

蔡涵天

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Paper towel - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia搭訕技巧(夢幻完美版+真實生活版 )搭訕技巧 ( 夢幻完美版 )no．1男︰「我可以向你問路嗎？」女︰「到那裡」男︰「到你心裡」no.2男︰「你的腿一定很累吧！」女︰「為什麼」男︰「因為你在我腦海中跑了一整天」no.3男︰（看著她襯衫的標籤）女︰「你在做什麼」男︰「想知道妳是不是天堂製造的」no.4A paper towel is an absorbent towel made from paper instead of cloth. Unlike cloth towels, paper towels are disposable and intended to be used only once. Paper towels soak up water because they are loosely woven which enables water to travel between them,...

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阿姆斯壯說的話

3月 27, 2013

何憶青

kuso

paper towel - definition of paper towel by The Free Dictionary第一個登上月球的太空人阿姆斯壯說了舉世聞名的一句話「一個人的一小步，卻是人類的一大步」。但在他返回登陸艙時，卻說了一句莫名其妙的話：「祝你好運，戈斯基先生。」美國太空總署的大多數人都以為這句話沒什麼深意，可能是指某個蘇聯太空人。可是查來查去，蘇聯或美國太空總署都沒有這麼一個人。之後每年都有很多人問阿Thesaurus Antonyms Related Words Synonyms Legend: Noun 1. paper towel - a disposable towel made of absorbent paper towel - a rectangular piece of absorbent cloth (or paper) for ... UAE-based Dhofar, which sells a 98 per cent versus 2 per cent ratio betwee...

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老爸說一句兒子頂一句

3月 27, 2013

蔡爾容

kuso

paper towel | eBay - Electronics, Cars, Fashion, Collectibles, Coupons and More | e父：你去買汽水。子：是可樂還是雪碧？父：可樂。子：鐵罐還是瓶裝？父：瓶裝。子：沒糖還是普通的？父：普通。子：五百克還是一升裝？父：你好煩！水可以啦！子：礦泉水還是過濾水？父：礦泉。子：冰的？還是不冰的？父生氣：你再囉嗦看我拿掃帚打你！子：是拿塑膠？還是竹子的？父惱怒：你簡直像畜生一樣！子：像豬還是像Find great deals on eBay for paper towel paper towel holder. Shop with confidence. ... This is the median price based on sales of this product in the same condition from all listings on ebay.com in the past 14 days, or if there are any insufficient number...

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經典黑幽默

3月 27, 2013

黃懷雙

kuso

Paper Towel - KIMBERLY-CLARK PROFESSIONAL* NA經典黑幽默1. 犯人被執行槍決，由於子彈是偽劣產品，品質不好，第一槍沒放出；接著又放了第二槍...第三槍....這時犯人哭了：「大哥，你掐死我吧，太他媽嚇人了！」2. 海龜酒量高，某天喝醉了；朋友問：「你怎麼還會喝醉？」海龜答：「唉，章魚那孫子非要和爺劃拳，丫的！那麼多手，看都看Keep your office clean with a superior brand of paper hand towels. Make the right choice when quality and value are both important. ... Our KLEENEX® Brand Folded Towels and SCOTT® Brand Folded Towels are your best choice when comfort and hygiene are of .....

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不禁止換衣服

3月 27, 2013

黃懷雙

kuso

paper towel Meaning in Cambridge English Dictionary    坐在岸邊釣魚的男人對正要下水游泳的姑娘們喊：這個地方不准游泳！ 可是剛才我們換衣服時你為什麼不告訴我們？姑娘問。 這個地方並不禁止換衣服啊。釣魚人答。     paper towel meaning, definition, what is paper towel: a sheet of soft thick paper used for drying your hands, cleaning objects, absorbing…. Learn more. ... Using apostrophes in the wrong way is one of the most common punctuation errors for native speakers...

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只限一人

3月 27, 2013

林慕夢

kuso

Best Paper Towel Reviews – Consumer Reports  百貨公司中有一台會自動報體重的電子秤。 一位胖女士抱怨：我最恨這台秤了！ 為什麼？它會大聲報出你的體重？   不！胖女士憤怒地說， 它每次都大聲叫，‘一次只限一人！’     Looking for the Best paper towel? Consumer Reports has honest Ratings and Reviews on paper towels from the unbiased experts you can trust. ... Recommended paper towels are standout choices with high scores. They include CR Best Buys, which offer ......

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