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令布希頭痛的胡主席的姓

8月 1, 2013

林慕夢

kuso

Ben 10 And Other Cartoons Are Demonic For Children - Religion - Nigeria令布希頭痛的胡主席的姓 George: Condi! Nice to see you。 What's happening?布希: 康迪(賴斯)！ 很高興見到你，發生什麼事情了？ Condi: Sir, I have the report about the new leader Rich4god: Why una too like to attribut everything to demons/devils... Soon una go say make we stop to dey eat yam cos new yam festival in igboland is paganism. SMH.... The only time wey scriptures go get problem with you na when you stop to eat yam as foo...

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您太讓人心碎了

8月 1, 2013

葉迎蓮

kuso

Crispy Baked Sweet Potato Fries - Cookie and Kate我鄰居家那娃兒…有時候腦挺殘的…但是大多數時候~人還是挺好的!高一時是同班，班主任周XX是一個猥瑣的老男人，班上狠多女生都被他借機揩過油…大家都是敢怒不敢言…可是…某日中午,GG照常在某網吧上網，某網吧是我校學生聚集地&helliLearn how to make crispy, oven baked sweet potato fries! Tossed with olive oil and sea salt, sweet potato fries are an easy and healthy homemade snack. ... Commenter Jeni of Bear + Goose suggested adding a bit of corn starch to help make the fries more cr...

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你對電腦懂多少？

7月 31, 2013

謝語竹

kuso

Green Pea Cookies 青豆饼 | Anncoo Journal - Come for Quick and Easy Recipes口試主管：你對電腦懂多少？應徵者甲：懂一點…我戴過電子錶，玩過任天堂，房間有一台電視…還有，我看過同學用 DOS 開機，兩次…口試主管：下一位！口試主管：你對電腦懂多少？應徵者乙：嗯，那要看是哪一種電腦了。一般的超次掌上型矽單晶片時脈輸出電腦〔電子錶〕比較簡Very addictive and crumbly soft green pea cookies .... ... I love green tea cookies. I just made some for my CNY post as well (but very differnt in the look and ingredients from your recipe)....

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老公考試卷

7月 31, 2013

張碧文

kuso

It’s Never Their Fault - Republik Of Mancunia - Manchester United Blog | Manchester United News中國女生錄取老公試卷?本試卷?全國女生招錄老公統一考試試卷，各省(自治區、直轄市，計劃單列市，不含港、澳、臺地區)均須使用此卷，不得自行命題。 這一條我就有意見了，為什麼台灣同胞不能參加啊？你說說看啊～?由於法律未規定同性婚姻合法，故報名參加考試者均須?男性。若女性報名，須於開始考試前，到Scott: I'm just trying to establish if you see Juventus FC as a pack of worthless racists as per your previous article or as a collective outfit who have suffered a tragedy where the survivors and their fellow fans continue to suffer? You've no concern fo...

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以前提到結婚想到天長地久；現在提到結婚..

7月 31, 2013

謝半松

kuso

The Jamaican Alternative - Florida Littles以前提到結婚，想到「天長地久」；現在提到結婚，想到「能撐多久」。以前提到結婚，想到「天長地久」；現在提到結婚，想到「能撐多久」。當初會結婚，說是「看上眼」；後來會離婚，說是「看走眼」。婚前，愛情是神話；婚後，愛情是笑話。男人花錢，是為了讓女人高興；女人花錢，是因為男人讓她不高興。嫁入「豪門」，要懂得Yuh mus be tink seh mi born behind cow!!! Learn fi dance a yard before yuh go abroad..... Chicken merry! Hawk deh near... But unu see my dying trial?!?!?! Children should be seen but not heard.... Fire de a mus mus tail, and him tink a cool breeze A long ...

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好有殺氣的提問，完全融入台灣社會啊

7月 31, 2013

黃如筠

kuso

MZ TS 250 - Motorcycle Specification話說班上的外籍生頗多 所以在課餘之時老師有交代 要好好的教外國人中文 今天中午大家聚餐 有個俄羅斯正妹同學想學學閩南語 她問 什麼是貢三小(不知道從哪學來的) 強者我同學想了一想 說:嗯 類似英文的 what are you talking about吧&nbReview MZ TS 125 vs Suzuki GT250 vs CZ 471 vs Honda CB250 vs Ducati 250 vs Harley SS-250 vs Yamaha RD250 IT REALLY wasn't intended to turn out this way. we reflected as the test hung rag geclly only halfway to completion and tense 'phone calls from ......

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