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停車時間

4月 19, 2013

梁寄瑤

kuso

Flickr停車時間剛拿到駕照的呆呆，很得意的跟小華說：「今天我開車到外面停車，路牌寫說『此處停車不得超過一小時』」。小華說：「那又怎樣？」呆呆：「你知道嗎？我只花了30分鐘就停好車了！」小華：「……」Inspiring photography. Introducing the all new Flickr app. Share and connect with the Flickr Community. Stunning photos made easy. All your pictures in one place....

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綁架

4月 19, 2013

郭憶香

kuso

ATC code N02 - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia有一天 小明被綁架了 綁架他的人:你有什麼願望?我都可以幫你完成 小明:真的嗎?綁架他的人:真的 小明 :放我走 ATC code N02 Analgesics is a therapeutic subgroup of the Anatomical Therapeutic Chemical Classification System, a system of alphanumeric codes developed by the WHO for the classification of drugs and other medical products. Subgroup N02 is part of the ana...

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笨蛋小明

4月 19, 2013

葉迎蓮

kuso

Fitted Tops & Tshirts - CONTINENTAL Styled Clothing - Plain T-Shirt Trade Supplier上課時，老師說:不費吹灰之力，請接下一句。小明說:不費地心引力，花費整天力氣。老師生氣趕走小明。弟二天，老師又說:不費吹灰之力，請接下一句。小明說:不費地心引力，花費整天力氣，得來全靠凶器，看到媽媽放屁。老師把小明叫去罰站，剛好下雨，老師說:今天為何要下雨，不如明天才下雨，雖然昨天是下雪，但卻今天下Ladies body fitted tops. These are left plain for you to personalise as you wish ... N02 Women's Classic Fitted T-shirt £4.80 / €6.72 4 or fewer items each £3.80 / €5.32 5 to 9 items each £3.50 / €4.90 10 to 99 items each...

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降落傘

4月 19, 2013

梁寄瑤

kuso

Amazon.com : Etude House Precious Mineral BB Cream Bright Fit SPF30/PA++ #N02 Light Beige : Foundati 有一天小明和他的爺爺一起去坐飛機,突然飛機遇到了亂流，大家紛紛去搶降落傘，可是降落傘少一個小名的爺爺便說：〔孩子爺爺老了，你先走吧〕，然後小明便說：〔爺爺！有多一個呀！因為剛剛有一個叔叔拿著我的書包跳下去了！〕 After trying out a couple of Western BB creams and really liking them, I started to explosively buying and trying out Korean BB creams, which are well advertised and I mainly want to try them for finding a better color for me since I'm East/Oriental Asian...

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你們是怎麼來的

4月 19, 2013

何樂芹

kuso

Noritake at Replacements, Ltd 幼稚園老師想教小朋友認識生育,就拿起一顆雞蛋說:「小朋友,雞蛋是不是由母雞生下來的?」 小朋友紛紛點頭。 老師又問:「那麼,小朋友,你們是怎麼來的?」 所有的小朋友,爭相發言說:「我們是坐娃娃車來的.........」 Noritake - Largest selection of patterns at Replacements ... © 2015 Replacements, Ltd. All rights reserved....

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叫爸爸

4月 19, 2013

蔡爾容

kuso

Kabbalah's Best Kept Secret? - Jews for Jesus有一天,小英聽到有一人在敲門,英媽去開門,英媽請小英去叫爸爸,英媽:叫爸爸!此時小英有點納悶,我為何要認那個人叫爸爸!英媽又說:叫爸爸! ~~~~~~~~~~~~此時小英又有點納悶,我為何要認那個帥哥當爸爸!突然一聲~~~巴掌聲,英媽又說:叫爸爸說修水電的來了!小英:@@@$%#~!$$$$^%# End Notes Pico Della Mirandola, Opera Omnia (Basle, 1572), I, p. 105, no. 9, quoted in Charles B. Schmitt, et. al., The Cambridge History of Renaissance Philosophy, (Cambridge: Cambridge University Press, 1991), p. 270. Daniel C. Matt, The Essential Kabba...

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