macintosh os x

成人笑話

9月 6, 2013

梁涵蓮

kuso

OS X - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia成人笑話 1. 老和尚臨終前遺憾一輩子沒見過女人，小和尚就下山找了個妓女脫光給他看，老和尚看後感慨說：怎麼和尼姑一樣呀！話罷，就閉眼了。2.  董卓宴請呂布李儒等心腹，貂蟬作陪，為試諸人忠誠，卓令禪塗黑雙乳。席間燭忽滅，復明後，眾人手黑，獨布手淨。卓遂賞布，布笑，露黑齒OS X is the tenth major version of Apple's operating system for Macintosh computers. Previous Macintosh operating systems were named using Arabic numerals, e.g. Mac OS 8 and Mac OS 9. The letter X in OS X's name refers to the number 10, a Roman numeral....

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超爆笑！面試時碰到隕石掉下來怎麼辦 ？

9月 6, 2013

陳巧芹

kuso

Apple - OS X Yosemite - Overview 這真的超好笑的！！！想想如果是你的話，會有什麼反應吧？！OS X Yosemite features a redesigned interface, powerful built-in apps, and some amazing connections between your Mac and iOS devices. ... Even better apps. Do everyday things in extraordinary ways. One of the best things about a Mac is that it comes loade...

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「日本人最想說說看的中文」你們平時到底都看了什麼...

9月 5, 2013

梁寄瑤

kuso

Apple - Mac「日本人最想說說看的中文」你們平時到底都看了什麼... 圖片來自：http://jpcomic.baike.com/article-123370.html 日本Twitter上出現了一個很有趣的Tag「總有一天要說說看的中文」，日本網友拋出了各自很喜歡的中文句子，像我們台灣人想說說看的日文名台詞可能Explore the world of Mac. Check out the new MacBook, iMac, Mac Pro, and more. And discover powerful apps to help you get the most out of your Mac. ... Shop online. Configure your Mac exactly the way you want and have it shipped to your door — free. Buy .....

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採到鴨子的懲罰

9月 5, 2013

王妙萱

kuso

Mac OS - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia有三個女人喜歡爭奇鬥豔他們死到天堂後,天堂的管理員說:這裡沒啥限制,就是不能採到鴨子他們聽完後很高興,沒想到天堂都是鴨子過沒幾天,甲女不小心踩到鴨子,於是被送去跟醜男銬在一起過幾個月乙女也踩到鴨子,也被銬在一起三年過了,管理員出現在丙女面前,身旁帶者一個帥氣的男子丙女想說:是不是我在天堂表現太好了,OS X, introduced as Mac OS X in 2001 and renamed OS X in 2012, is the latest version of Apple's operating system. Although it is officially designated as simply "version 10" of the Mac OS, it has a history largely independent of the earlier Mac OS release...

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小女孩call in點歌.................

9月 5, 2013

郭靖萍

kuso

GNU Emacs For Mac OS X小女孩call in點歌.................小女孩：我可以點歌嗎？播音員：可以呀！妳想點給誰聽？小女孩：我想點給我媽媽聽播音員：好乖！妳幾歲？小女孩：我十歲播音員：十歲？！才國小三年及是吧？妳該不會是點童謠吧？小女孩：我點給媽媽聽的，不是童謠啦！播音員：那為什麼會想點給媽媽聽？小女孩：GNU Emacs For Mac OS X Pure builds of Emacs for Mac OS X. No extras! No nonsense! Download Emacs Version 24.5-1 Universal Binary (52.682 MB) Released 2015-04-12 Usually there's a nifty page here with a big download button. But you are ......

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教師節的禮物

9月 5, 2013

葉紫蕊

kuso

Mac OS X Hints - A community-built collection of OS X hints教師節到了，布朗老師收到了好多孩子們送他的禮物。首先是一個開糖果店老板的兒子送他的禮物，只見他拿著禮物盒搖了搖。“我猜這一定是一盒糖果。”“噢，你怎麼知道的，老師？”“這是秘密！”老師笑著回答。接著送他禮物的是一個開花店老板的女Usually I want to open Gmail in Chrome and URLs pointing to my development server in Firefox. For everything else I use Safari. There is this nifty free app called LinCastor that enables you to register your own handler for an URL. Although it had beed de...

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