itf tennis ipin

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4月 17, 2013

郭靖萍

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International Tennis Federation - Official Site    一位都市佬到鄉下看到一為農夫在擠牛乳，因都市佬急著趕路，便問農夫現在幾點了?農夫摸了摸牛的乳房，便說：大約是十一點十五分都市佬覺得不可思議就問農夫為何摸一摸牛的乳房就知道時間了?農夫又說：來，你蹲下來，我教你.....你只要把牛的乳房移開一些，就可以看到對面山丘上教堂前的Governing body provides information on players, national teams and competitions plus worldwide event calendars and entry forms, rules and regulations, and directory of regional and national groups. Includes wheelchair, junior and veterans tennis....

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煙掉了

4月 17, 2013

王映夏

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ITF Tennis - Pro Circuit有位大嫂在公共汽車上看到一位即將下車的男人掉了包煙在踏板上，於是趕緊對那男人說：「同志，你煙掉了！」 男人大怒：你才閹掉了！ Lock and Harris win inaugural Mozambique events Benjamin Lock becomes the first ever ITF Pro Circuit singles… Fed Cup champion promotes tennis series Mary Pierce, a Fed Cup winner in 2003, is to sponsor a series… Torro-Flor sets new win-streak record...

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spring

4月 17, 2013

葉迎蓮

kuso

ITF Tennis - Coaching某公司招聘，下一位該面試的女孩的英文名是「spring」。秘書欲藉機賣弄一下自己的英語水平，喊道：hi！那個叫「春」的，輪到你了！The website of the International Tennis Federation, the world governing body of tennis - information on all aspects of tennis including players, records, rules and events such as ......

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便秘

4月 17, 2013

梁寄瑤

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ITF Tennis - Coaching某男入廁便秘，忽見一人飛奔而入，頃刻風雨交加。「哥們兒，真羨慕你呀，那麼快。」 「羨慕啥，沒脫褲子呢。」The website of the International Tennis Federation, the world governing body of tennis - information on all aspects of tennis including players, records, rules and events such as Davis Cup and Fed Cup. ... The ITF's Tennis… Play and Stay is a global campa...

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孕婦

4月 17, 2013

葉紫蕊

kuso

ipin -Unsupported Browser公交車上，站著的孕婦對身旁坐著的陌生男子說：「你不知道我懷孕了嗎？」 只見男子很緊張的樣子道：「可孩子不是我的呀！」Unsupported Platform or Browser Unfortunately your platform or browser is not supported on the IPIN website. Supported Platforms And Browsers are as follows: Windows PC with Internet Explorer, Firefox or Google Chrome browser OS X Apple Mac ......

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小明

4月 17, 2013

張憶曼

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ITF IPIN Website    八歲的小明想要一部電腦他爸爸帶著他看遍一每一家電腦商店的櫥窗後,小明指著最貴的一部說:「我要這一部.」爸爸吃驚的說:「爸爸得工作整整一個月才能買下它.」小明說:「不要緊,我可以等一個月」   The IPIN Online Service provides an easy way for tennis players to have instant access to ITF Circuit and player ......

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