interface error

水電工與蛋糕師父

5月 30, 2013

蔡爾容

kuso

Error 1717: the interface is unknown - Microsoft - Windows 2000/NT水電工與蛋糕師父 發表時間 : 2008/08/16 21:21 看回應 有一對夫妻,老公正看著電視,啃著瓜子 忽然間老婆從廚房喊著：「老公可不可以幫我修電燈? 」 老公不耐煩的說： 「我又不是水電工」 沒多久老婆又喊：「老公可不可以幫我修冰箱?」&Archived from groups: microsoft.public.win2000.advanced_server (More info?)>From: "ZiEtEk" >Newsgroups: microsoft.public.win2000.advanced_server >Subject: Error 1717: the interface is unknown >Date: Fri, 9 Apr 2004 09:39:42 ......

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每天一笑 【對岸笑話】

5月 30, 2013

陳新白

kuso

iLO has detected a controller interface error - HP Enterprise Business Community☆老夫婦去拍照，攝影師問︰大爺，您是要側光，逆光，還是全光？ 大爺靦腆地說︰我是無所謂，能不能給你大媽留條內褲？ ☆老婆語錄︰允許你喝醉，允許你勾妹，但晚上必須給老娘歸隊，如果你敢傷我的心，傷我的肺，老娘一定把你的第三條腿打殘廢，讓你的鳥鳥永遠打嗑睡。☆兩個餃子結婚了，送走客人後Was there ever any resolve to this issue? The box is DL385 running W2K3, VCA is 2.1.7.770 and iLO 1.91. Remote Insight Agent: The Remote Insight ......

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另類主管

5月 30, 2013

連元柳

kuso

Citrix Web Interface v5.4 Error "Resource Shortcuts are currently disabled"老闆：「剛上任的王組長，表現如何啊？」  職員：「自從王組長到這個部門上班，組員們上班打瞌睡的現象已經大大的改善了。 」 老闆：「他是怎麼做到的？ 」 職員：「因為他的鼾聲吵得別人無法入睡。」小明是個懶惰的小孩，常常找 藉口不想去上學。 某日，小明 對爸爸說：「我今天可不可以留在家裡？我覺We recently upgraded to the Citrix Web Interface v5.4 and we had the same error for our Firefox users and Juniper support told us that version of F... ... You said you are in over Network Connect, can you clarify for me if the link to the Citrix web app o...

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坐牢的原因

5月 30, 2013

張千梅

kuso

Compiling Error - Class, Interface, Or Enum Expected - Java | Dream.In.Code有一天，牢裡來了一個新的犯人，舊的問新的：「哎，你犯了什麼罪啊？」「哦，沒什麼，我只不過在一個禁止釣魚的地方炸魚，後來水面上就浮上來幾條魚。」舊的說：「這樣就坐牢了？」新的說：「我還沒說完呢，跟著浮上來還有6個潛水員。」compiling error - Class, interface, or enum expected: ... Thank you for entering my code correctly, I'll try and do it right next time. I still can't see where my curly braces are not lined up....

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全美黃色笑話排行前八名

5月 30, 2013

蔡涵天

kuso

interface - definition of interface by The Free Dictionary全美黃色笑話排行前八名（色而不淫，絕對精彩）第八名:有個男人在飯店大廳, 想過去問服務生一個問題,當他轉身往櫃檯方向走去時,不小心撞到了身旁的一個女士, 而且是手肘碰到了她的胸部. 那位男士轉過身去說:女士,如果你的心跟你的胸部一樣軟的話,你一定會原諒我的」那女士答道:「如果你那話兒跟你的手肘一樣硬in·ter·face (ĭn′tər-fās′) n. 1. A surface forming a common boundary between adjacent regions, bodies, substances, or phases. 2. A point at which independent systems or diverse groups interact: "the interface between crime and politics where much of our re...

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可怕的微軟新注音，可以讓人變成變態的利器！

5月 30, 2013

彭香珍

kuso

java - Compiler error: "class, interface, or enum expected" - Stack Overflow『夜來襄，妳說妳教音樂，是哪方面？』朋友問 『就平時交肛琴，禮拜六日在教會工作』我答 『妳..妳..是說教鋼琴嗎?』對方有點遲疑 『對阿...』我說 『喔..那~在教會是在做什麼工作阿？』對方又問 『就袋屍斑，領屍之類的...』我回答 『對I have been troubleshooting this program for hours, trying several configurations, and have had no luck. It has been written in java, and has 33 errors (lowered from 50 before) Source ......

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