imac 21吋

父母愛大不同

4月 16, 2013

林若綠

kuso

Apple - iMac【母愛】：兒子從學校放假回來，在床上睡著了，她偷偷地溜進房間打開兒子的錢包看到了一張女生的照片。 一聲嘆息後，靜靜地塞進了幾張一千元。 【父愛】：兒子從學校放假回來，在床上睡著了，他偷偷地溜進房間打開兒子的錢包看到了一張女生的照片。 一聲嘆息後，靜靜地塞進了一打杜蕾斯。iMac features an ultrathin all-in-one design, beautiful widescreen display, the latest processors and graphics, and advanced storage options. ... Great built-in apps for work and play. Every new Mac comes with iPhoto, iMovie, GarageBand, Pages, Numbers, a...

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我送了香煙

4月 16, 2013

黃懷雙

kuso

iMac - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia還有幾天就要開庭了,被告對自己的律師說:"這次如果輸了,我這一輩子就完了!我們給法官送一條高級香煙怎麼樣?""法官是個正直的人,他一向討厭香煙,更憎恨送禮的人,你還是不送的好"律師答到開庭日期終於到了,被告意外的勝訴了。走出法院,被告感激的對律師說:"謝謝你提醒我香煙的事"律師道:"如果你送了煙,我The iMac is a range of all-in-one Macintosh desktop computers designed and built by Apple Inc. It has been the primary part of Apple's consumer desktop offerings since its debut in August 1998 (shipped; introduced June 1998), and has evolved through six d...

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偷補龍蝦

4月 16, 2013

葉紫蕊

kuso

Imac 21吋 - 相關圖片搜尋結果警察在海邊抓到一個偷補龍蝦的難子,準備依法予以罰款懲戒...男子:"你說啥?阿我素犯甚麼法?這兩隻龍蝦是我的寵物,我帶他們出來散步ㄋㄟ!"警察:"我聽你在唬爛"男子:"真的拉,大人!他們超愛衝到海裡游泳的,只要我一吹口哨,就會游回來!"警察:"這我倒要瞧瞧了~"於是男子把手上兩只龍蝦拋到海裡...警...

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禮貌一點的說法

4月 16, 2013

王妙萱

kuso

Amazon.com: Apple iMac ME087LL/A 21.5-Inch Desktop (NEWEST VERSION): Computers & Accessories有個同學舉手和老師說：老師！我要大便 老師說：請用禮貌一點的說法說 同學：老師！我的屁股想吐The stunning all-in-one iMac features a beautiful 21.5- widescreen display. Fourth-generation quad-core Intel Core processors and superfast NVIDIA graphics make it the most powerful iMac yet. And it comes standard with 8GB memory, a 1TB hard drive, and ad...

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坦克

4月 16, 2013

謝語蘭

kuso

Fleetwood Mac - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia小名:我想要買一台坦克。小胖:那就買啊!小名:但是我沒錢。小胖:用信用卡啊!小名:用信用卡要還錢，我怕還不起。小胖:怕甚麼，你有坦克啊!Fleetwood Mac are a British-American rock band formed in 1967 in London. Due to numerous lineup changes, the only original member present in the band is its namesake, drummer Mick Fleetwood. Although band founder Peter Green named the group by combining t...

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毛髒了會怎樣嗎

4月 16, 2013

蔡涵天

kuso

MAC Cosmetics UK | | Official UK Site森林裡的熊和兔子是好朋友 有天雄在路邊大便,問兔子:欸兔子!如果你的毛髒了會怎樣嗎?兔子:不會啊!於是雄就把兔子拿來擦屁股The official site for MAC Cosmetics UK, a broad line of colour cosmetics, makeup tools, skin care and foundations for professional makeup artists and fashion-forward consumers. ... Gift Cards are now available online! The sleek and simple way to gift glam...

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