give up green card tax

便秘

4月 17, 2013

梁寄瑤

kuso

Expatriate Americans Break Up With Uncle Sam to Escape Tax Rules - WSJ某男入廁便秘，忽見一人飛奔而入，頃刻風雨交加。「哥們兒，真羨慕你呀，那麼快。」 「羨慕啥，沒脫褲子呢。」"The increase is due to current and future changes in tax law and enforcement," said Freddi Weintraub, a New York attorney at the Fragomen firm who specializes in immigration law. She said in recent years she has seen a threefold increase in expatriation ...

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煙掉了

4月 17, 2013

王映夏

kuso

Permanent residence (United States) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia有位大嫂在公共汽車上看到一位即將下車的男人掉了包煙在踏板上，於是趕緊對那男人說：「同志，你煙掉了！」 男人大怒：你才閹掉了！ Green card holders married to non-U.S. citizens are able to legally bring their spouses and minor children to join them in the USA, but must wait for their priority date to become current. The foreign spouse of a green card holder must wait for approval o...

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小心"肝"

4月 17, 2013

陳覓雪

kuso

Green Bay - News護士看到病人在病房喝酒，就走過去小聲叮囑說：「小心肝！」 病人微笑道：「小寶貝。」News Greater Green Bay Habitat for Humanity 5K Run Greater Green Bay Habitat for Humanity 5K Run Greater Green Bay Habitat for Humanity's Young Professionals Home Run 5K runners slog through the rain to help raise money for future home building projects ....

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時間

4月 17, 2013

郭靖萍

kuso

Savings accounts: 3% easy access or up to 3.11% fixed    一位都市佬到鄉下看到一為農夫在擠牛乳，因都市佬急著趕路，便問農夫現在幾點了?農夫摸了摸牛的乳房，便說：大約是十一點十五分都市佬覺得不可思議就問農夫為何摸一摸牛的乳房就知道時間了?農夫又說：來，你蹲下來，我教你.....你只要把牛的乳房移開一些，就可以看到對面山丘上教堂前的Tools Free Tax Code Calculator Find if you're owed a tax rebate Income Tax Checker See what the tax man (and more!) will take Student Loans Repayment Calculator Reveals how long yours will take to repay The Demotivator Stops you spending when you can't .....

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所有衣服都穿過了

4月 17, 2013

林凝晴

kuso

Login - The Times | UK News, World News and Opinion某女上大學不久，就寫信給媽媽叫寄錢。 理由是：新交男友，約會6次，所有衣服都穿過了，要再買一件。 媽媽回信：換男友，從頭開始！Login Enter your details below to login If you are an existing member of The Times and The Sunday Times enjoying the full benefits of thetimes.co.uk, then simply enter your Times+ login details below and press 'Enter' Enter your details ......

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小明

4月 17, 2013

張憶曼

kuso

Small Business Canada - Resources & Guides    八歲的小明想要一部電腦他爸爸帶著他看遍一每一家電腦商店的櫥窗後,小明指著最貴的一部說:「我要這一部.」爸爸吃驚的說:「爸爸得工作整整一個月才能買下它.」小明說:「不要緊,我可以等一個月」   Want to know how to start a business or how to run a business to achieve its maximum potential? Small Business Canada will show you how. ... Want Clients? Get Over Your Shyness & Ask for Customer Referrals You can exponentially increase the number of ......

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