game masters

英文真的很重要 . . 好笑

6月 21, 2013

范姜孤桃

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Nintendo - Games某公司經理叫秘書轉呈公文給老闆，「報告老闆，下個月歐洲有一批訂單，我覺得公司需要派人去和他們開會。」老闆在公文後面短短簽下：「Go a head！」經理收到之後，馬上指示下屬買機票、擬行程，自己則馬上整理行李。臨出發，被秘書擋下來。秘書：「你要幹什麼？」經理：「去歐洲開會啊！」秘書：「老闆同意了嗎？Browse the games available for Nintendo 3DS/2DS, Wii U, and Wii consoles. Check out bestsellers, new releases, and featured titles. ... Availability Available Now Coming Soon Age of the youngest player Show games suitable for the selected age and above .....

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曹操放屁（經典

6月 21, 2013

黃懷雙

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Artix Entertainment - RPG games to play free in a flash online一日曹操和劉備喝酒論英雄。二人小酌了幾杯，劉備忽然放了個響屁，十分尷尬。正窘迫時，只聽身後關羽坦然地說道：“諸位莫見怪，屁從羽（雨）中來！” 關羽話音剛落，一旁的趙雲跨前一步，道：“諸位莫見怪，屁從雲中來！” 趙雲剛剛說罷，張飛又接Find all of your favorite free web browser games from Artix Entertainment on a single website! Play online games built in Flash including our fantasy RPG and MMO adventures. ... Massively Multiplayer Fantasy game that plays in your Browser Updated every F...

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one-two-three！

6月 21, 2013

謝語竹

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Flash Game: Play free online games, addicting games這是發生在一個兒童美語班的故事... 某天班主任正在翻閱最近才報名的新生資料時，發現一位小朋友的家長姓名欄沒有填，於是他把這個小朋友找來， 很和氣的問他說：小朋友，你沒有填媽媽的名字喔！你媽媽叫做什麼名字ㄚ？ 這個小朋友用很可愛的鼻音說：one-two-three！&nFlash-Game.net offers you more than 6000 free games and online games, including sports games, action games, puzzle games, flash games, multiplayer games and more. ... Mobile Games Bullet Sky II Hey! Monsters Hey! Monsters HD Quarx Mahjong Master ......

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補教界英語名師

6月 21, 2013

張千梅

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Games - Codemasters某日，一位名聞全國的補教界英語名師在課堂上誇下海口，憑我的造詣，沒有什麼成語不知道的，就連中國成語也難不倒我！於是同學紛紛發問…甲：Ｐｅｏｐｌｅ ｍｏｕｎｔａｉｎ ｐｅｏｐｌｅ ｓｅａ！師：小 ｃａｓｅ，“人山人海”！乙：Ｔｈｒｅｅ ｈｅａｒｔ ｔｗｏ ｍｅａｎOverlord Complete Pack Prepare to be tempted, mesmerized and thrilled, become the Overlord, how corrupt you become depends on how you handle any given situation. Your actions impact the game world. With incredible power at your disposal and a team of evil...

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程式設計師與妓女

6月 21, 2013

何樂芹

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LA Times Online Games程式設計師與妓女： ‧一樣是靠出賣身體為生 ‧吃青春飯，人老珠黃肯定混不下去 ‧越高級收入越高，當然中間人的抽頭會更高 ‧生活沒有規律以夜生活為主，如果需要，淩晨也要加班 ‧名聲越大，越容易受到青睞 ‧必須盡最大可能滿足客戶各種各樣非正常的LA Times games can be played online for free. Enjoy instant entertainment with these fun online games from LA Times. ... Editor’s Choice Pyramid Solitaire Master the pyramid! Daily Celebrity Crossword the latest pop culture and entertainment....

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不怕老婆的站右邊

6月 21, 2013

陳新白

kuso

TypingMaster - Typing Tutor and Typing Test Programs老婆萬歲！！--------------------------------------------------------------------------------不怕老婆的站右邊某大公司的主管十分怕老婆，但很想知道是不是每個男人都一樣？於是，有一天，集合公司內所有已婚男士說：「覺得自己怕老[Win] A family of Windows applications and web services enabling computer users to improve their typing efficiency. Also offers free typing tests....

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