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簡訊作弊事件

6月 19, 2013

葉詩萍

kuso

Farfetch - Designer Luxury Fashion for Men & Women簡訊作弊事件 我的手機是NOKIA的，接收簡訊的時候都會響一下，這點很糟糕，尤其是考試的時候。期末考試前夕，好多人都胸有成竹的，我當然知道他們都不擔心，因為他們的手機不是松下GD92的、就是摩托羅拉T189的，簡訊可以把它變成振動，不會發出聲響，接受簡訊神不知鬼不覺。 所謂人算不Farfetch delivers a unique shopping experience. Discover the latest in designer fashion for men and women straight from boutiques around the world. ... The New Boy The New York City Ballet's Taylor Stanley The rising dance star takes centre stage in this ...

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警民機車對答

6月 19, 2013

彭靜菱

kuso

Farfetch - definition of Farfetch by The Free Dictionary警民機車對答凌晨兩點，貓爸心情不爽，提著購物袋，步行前往便利商店購物。前方紅藍警示燈交錯閃耀，警察兩名。一人向貓爸揮舞手中紅色閃光棒，示意停下。 警察甲：「先生麻煩身分證看一下謝謝」 貓 爸：「我去7-11買東西。」警察甲：「我是說麻煩你把身分證拿出來我們看一下，跟你去7-11有Far´fetch` v. t. 1. To bring from far; to seek out studiously. To farfetch the name of Tartar from a Hebrew word. - Fuller. n. 1. Anything brought from far, or brought about with ... Disclaimer All content on this website, including dictionary, thesaurus,...

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英勇的戰士上戰場

6月 19, 2013

劉秋曼

kuso

Farfetch'd (Pokémon) - Bulbapedia, the community-driven Pokémon encyclopedia某位英勇的戰士在上戰場前用貞操帶將他的女友鎖住, 並將鑰匙給了他的好友且吩咐說：”我如果三年內還 未歸來,你便可將它開了.”於是他安心的驅馬上前線. 行至半路忽聽得身後馬匹追趕聲,原來是他的那位好友. 好友說：〞你給錯鑰匙了！〞&nbsRuby Farfetch'd is always seen with a stick from a plant of some sort. Apparently, there are good sticks and bad sticks. This Pokémon has been known to fight with others over sticks. Sapphire Emerald It is always seen with a stick from a plant. Apparently...

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不可告人的秘密

6月 19, 2013

陳覓雪

kuso

Farfetch'd - The Pokémon Wiki小弟在學校聽人說： 「每一個大人都有一個不可告人的秘密，只要說：『告訴你，我知道整件事情的真相歐！』 就可以把他們給唬住──即使你跟本就甚麼也不知道。」 放學後，小弟跟媽媽說：「媽我告訴你，我知道整件事情的真相歐！」 媽媽一聽，趕緊塞給他100元，並叫他不可以Farfetch'd (Japanese: カモネギ Kamonegi) is a Normal/Flying-type Pokémon introduced in Generation I... ... Biology Physiology Farfetch'd is a birdlike Pokémon that resembles a duck. It is mostly brown, with a large beak and hand-like wings....

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今天去Google面試，說了五個字就被攆出來了

6月 19, 2013

葉迎蓮

kuso

Farfetch'd - #083 - Serebii.net Pokédex - Serebii.net - Where Legends Come To Life今天去Google面試，說了五個字就被攆出來了考官:妳是怎?知道我們招聘信息的？我:百度上搜的。考官:出去！今天去女廁所小便，我說了6個字就被攆出來了美眉：妳進來幹嘛？我：男廁所怎?走？美眉：出去！今天去肯得基，我說了5個字就被攆出來了MM:點什?？我：兩盒麥樂雞MM: 出去！今天去肯德基面試，問我Flavor Text X The plant stalk it holds is its weapon. The stalk is used like a sword to cut all sorts of things. Y It always walks about with a plant stalk clamped in its beak. The stalk is used for building its nest. Omega Ruby Farfetch'd is always seen ...

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客服人員的七種等級

6月 19, 2013

林凝晴

kuso

Serebii.net Pokédex - #083 Farfetch'd - Serebii.net - Where Legends Come To Life初級客服客戶來電劈頭大罵：「你娘咧！」客服員： 「嗚...........」（哭泣聲）中級客服客戶來電劈頭大罵：「你娘咧！」客服員：「這位先生請息怒，有什麼可以為您服務的嗎？」高級客服客戶來電劈頭大罵：「你娘咧！」客服員：「家母身體很好，謝謝您的關心。」專業客服客戶來電劈頭大罵：「你娘咧！」客服員：Flavour Text Ruby FARFETCH'D is always seen with a stick from a plant of some sort. Apparently, there are good sticks and bad sticks. This POKéMON has been known to fight with others over sticks. Sapphire FARFETCH'D is always seen with a stick from a ......

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