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Trinidad Express Newspaper約翰從學校帶了黑眼圈回家,媽媽問這是怎麼回事,約翰答道:「我跟比爾打了一架。」 媽媽明理地說:「明天你帶塊蛋糕給比爾,並向他道歉。」第二天約翰又帶回一個更大的黑眼圈。「天啊!」媽媽大驚失色地叫道:「這是誰幹的好事?」約翰答道:「比爾幹的,他說還想要再吃我帶給他的蛋糕。」Daily updated video news feeds, articles, and polls....

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Welcome to the home of the Tea Party Express趁著假期的最後幾天再度回到幾年前付出第一次的地方景物依舊 人事全非心中不免黯然憔悴回首這近幾年的生涯從高二(還是高一 忘記了)被同學騙說 反正補習時間還早 可去某個地方吃點點心 看個電影 他請客涉世未深的我 想說 也不無道理 對方是好朋友應該不會有陷阱何況一個大男生 也不會吃虧 就傻傻的跟去本來是沒Tea Party Express is proud to stand for six simple principles: No more bailouts, Reduce the size and intrusiveness of government, Stop raising our taxes, Repeal ... The Tea Party Express came into existence as the tea party movement was awakened by the .....

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Columnists | Comment | Daily Express情侶笑話 在某天晴朗無雲的早晨,難得搭一次公車,在車上有一對年輕的情侶,很奇怪喔,情侶這麼早起?正旁若無人的在車上卿卿我我羨煞了旁人。在車後門的欄杆旁,男主角將手放在女主角後腦勺溫柔地輕拂她飄逸的秀髮,不時的在她耳畔私語,女主角臉上洋溢著幸福的笑容.....可是,好景不常,公車前方驀然竄出See today's front and back pages, download the newspaper, order back issues and use the historic Daily Express newspaper archive....

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