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Eurovision Song Contest - Copenhagen 2014博君一笑 老鼠的啟示 一隻母老鼠帶著幾隻小老鼠在草地裡漫步,突然來了一隻貓。小老鼠嚇得全都躲了起來,祇有母老鼠沉著冷靜,沒有躲開。遠看貓越走越近,小老鼠們非常害怕,就在這時,母老鼠「汪、汪」一聲 ,貓不知其中有詐,調頭跑了。等貓跑遠了,小老鼠一個個膽顫心驚地走出來,望著它們的媽媽Information about the participating countries, forums, lyrics, voting, and esc results. Listen to the songs of the contest and find news....

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Cartoon Caption Contest : The New Yorker在古代英國亞瑟王,大法官非常仰慕皇后美麗迷人的胸脯,但他知道猥褻皇后的代價是死亡。他把自己的祕密告訴了亞瑟王的御醫。御醫答應幫他實現他的願望,但大法官必須付給御醫一千個金幣作為代價。於是,御醫配製了一種癢癢水。一天,趁皇后洗澡時,把癢癢水抹在了皇后的胸罩上。皇后穿上衣服後,感到胸脯奇癢難忍。亞瑟王急Pick your favorite caption through Sunday, June 29th. (You don’t have to enter to vote.) The New Yorker staff is narrowing down the finalists for contest #432. Come back to see them and vote on Monday, June 30th. We’re counting the votes for contest #430....

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Netflix Prize: Home鄉下的決鬥話說從前從前,在城市裡面有一位年輕人練了一身好槍法,但是卻無從發洩於是呢,這位年輕人就坐車到了鄉下以會飛會跑的動物為主來施展他的槍法碰!!年輕人的第一槍就打中了一隻兔子正當他高興的要去回收戰利品時忽然一位農夫走了出來農夫說:年輕人,這隻兔子死在我的土地上,所以是屬於我的年輕人看了傻了,很不Congratulations! The Netflix Prize sought to substantially improve the accuracy of predictions about how much someone is going to enjoy a movie based on their movie preferences. On September 21, 2009 we awarded the $1M Grand Prize to team “BellKor’s ......

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Eurovision Song Contest - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia媽: 我出去兩天了 阿爸爸有沒有叮嚀你要刷牙?兒子: 有媽: 那你有刷嗎?兒子:沒有,我不用刷媽:...為什麼?兒子: 我發現不刷牙 會有自然的保護膜在牙齒上!媽:....The Eurovision Song Contest (French: Concours Eurovision de la chanson),[1] shortened to ESC, Eurovision, or EuroSong, is an annual song competition held among the member countries of the European Broadcasting Union (EBU) since 1956. Each member country s...

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Eurovision Song Contest 2009 - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia在連生三個女兒後,老莫的太太又懷孕了,可是醫生診視後,發現仍是一個女嬰。太太怨道:「都是你平常一直『嘀咕』啦!」老莫一臉委屈:「我嘀咕什麼了?」太太:「你不是說如果是男胎,你要取名『添丁』嗎?」老莫:「是啊!怎麼樣?」太太:「別忘了我們姓『莫』啊!」女:「我初戀的男友,是賣牛肉麵的,他和別人結婚後,The Eurovision Song Contest 2009 was the 54th edition of the Eurovision Song Contest and was hosted by Russia after their win in 2008. It took place between 12 and 16 May 2009 at the Olympic Indoor Arena in Moscow, Russia. The contest was won by Norway's ...

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Contest - 相關圖片搜尋結果王先生帶著兒子王小弟去爬山。 爬到半山腰時,突然從山上滾下一顆大石頭! 王小弟一看到石頭,緊張得說不出話來,他結結巴巴的說:「爸…爸!有…有石… 石 …頭啊!」話一說完,王先生已經被石頭砸到頭了! 父子兩人回到家後,王先生決定訓練兒子可以毫不猶...

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