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女老師的困擾

5月 13, 2013

蔡爾容

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The Children's Butterfly Site一位一年級的女老師最近被他的一個學生所困擾.老師問：「你怎麼了？」 學生回答說：「我太聰明了，一年級對我來說太簡單了。我比我姐姐都聰明，可是她卻在3年級。我覺得我也應該上三年級！」 老師已經受夠他了。於是她把學生帶到了校長辦公室。 她向校長解釋了一下學生的情況.&nbsFind out about this site. Access coloring pages to print and color. Browse Frequently Asked Questions about butterfly and moth appearance, behavior, biology, and more. Learn about the life cycle of butterflies and moths. Find links to other web sites with...

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千萬不要取笑客人

5月 13, 2013

范姜慕秋

kuso

Butterfly effect - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia我室友在某餐廳當服務生，今天有個客人到店裡和他說「我是mvp，我想要訂個今天晚上的包廂」我同學：「蛤？」客人：「我是mvp，我要訂包廂」我同學：「哈哈哈，你是說 vip 吧？？還 mvp 咧~~~~~~~~~~~~你以為你是噹肯嗎.........哈哈哈..................對了，你說The butterfly effect in the Lorenz attractor time 0 ≤ t ≤ 30 (larger) z coordinate (larger) These figures show two segments of the three-dimensional evolution of two trajectories (one in blue, the other in yellow) for the same period of time in the Lorenz...

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上帝的生魚片

5月 13, 2013

葉詩萍

kuso

Art Shapiro's Butterfly Site | Monitoring butterfly populations across Central California for more t話說上帝是個很喜歡吃生魚片的人，喔不說錯了，是神。他的廚子每天都要為他精心準備好吃的沾醬配合生魚片吃，但是不管如何精心的調配，上帝還是最喜歡吃醬油沾芥末的原始風味。但為了不讓上帝每天吃得厭煩，廚子跟上帝設計了一套一星期的行程，星期一到日都有不同的沾醬風味，而其中，星期日就是上帝最期待的芥末日。今天，There’s a new butterfly in town in the Sacramento metropolitan area. Well, almost new: it’s back after about 40 years. The Gulf Fritillary has returned, and it’s even breeding in midtown. The Gulf Fritillary, whose scientific name is Agraulis vanillae, is...

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毛澤東的護士

5月 13, 2013

林若綠

kuso

Vallieskids: Olivia's Butterfly毛澤東的護士毛主席有位最喜歡的隨身護士叫王霞，負責物理按摩，王霞有事請假一個月。另外找了位護士代理按摩，毛主席不滿意他的按摩，就說：『還是王霞好！』毛主席的湖南話用國語聽像極了：「還是往下好」代理護士也就往下按摩，毛主席還是不舒服，又說了幾次：還是王霞好，代理護士就一再地往下按摩，結果發生了事情**Thank you so much for the Pattern! I made one last night, but made a few adjustments for an adult size. I noticed with starting the first round as 11 DC, it made a cone like shape to it after a while (fine when it is being worn) but I decided to start off...

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台灣多的是

5月 13, 2013

劉秋曼

kuso

Butterfly Conservation - Official Site一列火車上，坐著一位泰國人、一位韓國人， 一位台灣教授以及一個台灣大學生。途中，泰國人拿出幾顆榴槤分給大家吃，然後將剩下幾顆往窗外丟。「你這樣不是太浪費了嗎？」台灣教授問 「泰國有的是! 榴槤… 」泰國人驕傲地說：「我們根本吃不完。」不多久，韓國人也拿出幾株高級人蔘What your money can do By becoming a member of Butterfly Conservation today you can do something important not just for Britain's butterflies and moths but for the planet ... What you'll receive Members will receive a fantastic pack including a set of col...

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蚊帳的故事

5月 13, 2013

林若綠

kuso

Butterfly - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia我們宿舍的哥們暴強， 一日他發現蚊帳裡有隻蚊子， 忙活抓了半天沒抓到， 哥們歎了一口氣說： 「媽的，餓死你！」 然後迅速把蚊帳收了起來， 忍了好幾天沒掛蚊帳， 最後終於把蚊子給餓死了， 我們那個汗呀~~~~~ Butterfly families Family Common name Characteristics Image Hedylidae American moth-butterflies Small, brown, like geometrid moths; antennae not clubbed; long slim abdomen Hesperiidae Skippers Small, darting flight; clubs on antennae hooked backwards...

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