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Ugly? You May Have a Case - The New York Times有一天~一位想訂機票的客戶很不滿女服務員的態度,於是客戶打電話去給該公司的總經理抱怨~客戶:總經理啊!你不知道你們的服務員態度很差ㄟ!總經理:應該不會吧!客戶:不然,你自己假裝是客戶,打電話去不就知道了。果然,那服務員態度真的很差,所以總經理生氣了。總經理:你知不知道我是誰啊?你敢這樣講話?服務員:Should the unattractive be given legal protection, like racial minorities? ... For purposes of administering a law, we surely could agree on who is truly ugly, perhaps the worst-looking 1 or 2 percent of the population....

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Women are not capable of understanding ‘GoodFellas’ | New York Post義大利人對猶太人說:「我們在古羅馬的底下發現了電纜,說明了我們祖先就 發明了電話通訊。」猶太人:「那你知道在耶路撒冷發現了什麼嗎?」義大利 人:「什麼?」猶太人:「什麼也沒發現。」義大利人:「啊,那你驕傲什麼。」 猶太人:「嘿嘿...那說明了我們的祖先已經發明了無線電。」某日,大毛胃痛得不得了,就到The rule is, be a man, be tough, and always keep the party going. Billy Batts (the unfortunate fellow in the trunk, and surprisingly not dead, when the movie begins) breaks ball-busting etiquette in two ways. One, he’s not really one of the guys (he belon...

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Secret U.S. Memo Made Legal Case to Kill a Citizen - The New York Times早年剛開放中國觀光,國人到了, 就去看偉大的建築---萬里長城,因為中國人公德心不足,觀光區都很髒亂,有一位 台灣老阿伯很愛嚼檳榔,每天都一定要嚼個兩三包以上.有一回 他跟一個觀光團去中國旅遊,當他們來到了萬里長城時,阿伯就很逍遙的邊走邊嚼他的檳榔.一位女公安瞧見了他,就走過來跟他說 :你A memo offers a glimpse at the legal debate that led to the Obama administration’s decision to kill Anwar al-Awlaki, an American citizen, in Yemen. ... The memorandum, which was written more than a year before Mr. Awlaki was killed, does not independently...

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Association for Information and Image Management寢室一兄弟又失戀了,這次是被刺激到了!哭了半宿,然後出去買回兩瓶烈酒,精神恍惚地在電腦前自斟自飲道:“為什麼世界上有這麼多無聊的女人?難道只有武藤蘭才稱得上是女人花?嗯,也只有真正的女人才能寫出這麼好的詩句了——桃花開罷蜜桃鮮,觀音蹙眉嗔坐蓮;菊花幽窄香津溢,又拍AIIM (Association for Information and Image Management) is the global community of information professionals. Our mission is to help you and your organization survive and thrive in the era of Information Chaos by solving your key business problems. READ M...

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