kuso::自動販賣機爆走

昨天,在沒有考試壓力的下午,在地下體育室打了好久的羽球
                                                                                
為了發洩期中考的不爽,所以打了一整個下午,差點暴斃..
                                                                                
體育室人滿為患,擁擠的人群,狹小的空間..早已滿身大汗的我
                                                                                
走出了體育室..走向體育室外的一台自動販賣機..
                                                                                
這時心理想著:幹~按個"舒跑"再大口大口灌下去,應該它媽的爽斃了
                                                                                
                                                                                
這時有個人走向自動販賣機,這人也是滿身大汗,看來期中考也是爆了
                                                                                
不是.. 看來也是剛運動完....XD  在這裡稱他為路人a
                                                                                
就在這時........

鏘鏘~(硬幣投入的聲音)
                                                                                
路人a投了20元的硬幣,然後往"舒跑"那一格用力按了一下
                                                                                
碰碰~(飲料掉下來聲)
                                                                                
掉下一罐"八寶粥".......
                                                                                
路人a拿著八寶粥看了10秒鐘,在看看販賣機"八寶粥"那一格跟"舒跑"
                                                                                
剛好是兩隔壁...
                                                                                
按陰羊...(此為路人a不清楚的聲音)...於是他又投了20元下去
                                                                                
鏘鏘~(硬幣投入的聲音)
                                                                                
他又用力按了"舒跑"好幾下
                                                                                
碰碰(飲料掉下來聲)
                                                                                
又掉下來一罐"八寶粥"......
                                                                                
路人a左手拿一罐,右手拿一罐八寶粥..一直瞪著販賣機看.(身上依然滿身大汗)
                                                                                
這時的我正在憋笑...(救命阿~~~XDXDXXDXD)
                                                                                
這時旁邊另外一個人站在我旁,也是滿身大汗,準備虎視眈眈想要搶販賣機一樣
                                                                                
看來他觀察已久,在此稱他為路人b
                                                                                
                                                                                
=================路人b出現==============================
                                                                                
路人b一個箭步,好像輕功一樣就跑到自動販賣機前面
                                                                                
他也投了20元...... 鏘鏘~(硬幣投入的聲音)
                                                                                
他在"八寶粥"那一格用力按了一下
                                                                                
碰碰(飲料掉下來聲)...
                                                                                
掉下一罐"舒跑"....
                                                                                
路人a大驚!!! (眼神有點不可置信)
路人b拿著"舒跑"緩緩離去..(滿心歡喜貌)
                                                                                
路人看了5秒販賣機之後,馬上又投20元
                                                                                
超快速超用力的在"八寶粥"那一格,猛力按了10餘下
                                                                                
碰碰(飲料掉下來聲)...
                                                                                
掉下來的飲料是"八寶粥"........
                                                                                
此時的我已經笑到在地上滾來滾去了......
                                                                                
路人a捧著3罐"八寶粥",臉色通紅.青筋爆出..猛罵三字經
                                                                                
"幹你x的雞x販賣機!@###,別這樣好嗎!!!我想喝舒跑阿!!!!!!!!!!
                                                                                
說完他轉身一個迴旋踢,用力往自動販賣機一踢..踹兩腳
                                                                                
碰碰(飲料掉下來聲)...
                                                                                
又掉下一罐"八寶粥"........................
                                                                                                                                     
路人a:....................................................................
                                                                                
(我已經笑到內出血了XXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD)
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
路人a抱著4罐八寶粥揚長而去.XD

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