kuso::男人的友誼與女人的友誼

男人的友誼與女人的友誼
Friendship Between Women:



A woman didn't come home one night.
一個女人有一晚沒回家睡

The next day she told her husband that she had slept over at a girlfriend's house.

隔天她跟老公說他睡在一個女性朋友那邊

The man called his wife's 10 best friends. None of them knew anything about it.
她老公打電話給她最好的10個朋友,沒有一個知道這件事!


Friendship Between Men:

A man didn't come home one night.

一個男人有一晚沒回家睡

The next day he told his wife that he had slept over at a buddy's house.

隔天他跟老婆說他睡在一個兄弟那邊

The woman called her husband's 10 best friends. Eight of them confirmed that he had slept over, and two claimed that he was still there.

她老婆打電話給他最好的10個朋友,有八個好兄弟確定他老公睡在他們家......

還有2個說~~~~~他老公還在他那兒!

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