kuso::兩個女人在天堂聊天

Two Ladies Talking in Heaven
兩個女人在天堂聊天

1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda.
女一:嗨,我是汪達

2nd woman: Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die?
女二:嗨,我是施爾維雅,妳怎麼死的呢

1st woman: I froze to death.
我凍死的
2nd woman: How horrible!
好可怕

1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What! a! bout you?
也沒這樣糟!在冷的發抖之後我感到溫暖與沉睡最後就平靜的死了

2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
我是因為心臟病死的,我懷疑我 先生欺騙,所以我提早回家,但看到他自己在看電視

1st woman: So, what happened?
喔,那發生什麼事呢

2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking.
我很確信一定有個女人在那裡,我就跑遍整個屋子去找

I ran up into the attic and searched,and down into the basement Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds.
我跑上頂樓找又下到地下室然後到每一個櫥櫃並查每一個床下

I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and f! in! ally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.
我一直找遍每一個地方,最後我累跨了,並引發心臟病死了

1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still be alive.
太可惜了妳沒有看一下冰箱,否則我們都還活著

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